How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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