How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator