What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."