You stink at telling jokes."
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
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Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
Line dancing at sun city
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
Because it was covered in sheet
Humor is a shift of wit...