Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.