Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."