What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.