What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !