Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.