Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.