Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

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What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!