Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.