What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"