What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!