Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion