What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.