What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.