What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.