What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!