What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Who wants gold?

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Crumfortably Numb!

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What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.