What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?

Whatever you want

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"