What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.