Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan