What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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A Brick.

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Put a brick under each hoof!

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Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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A good start

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Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.