Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.