Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.