Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.