What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.