What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

WomanBreastsR Divided

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.