What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!