How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11