How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.