How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams