How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.