Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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