Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which number confuses people?

82

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.