What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.