Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.