Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !