Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !