What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.