What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy