Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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Swab the deck!

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.