What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.