What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.