Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.