Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams