What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin