Skyrim Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why do warriors make bad business men ?

They charge too much !

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!