How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!