How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions