Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.