When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"