When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.