How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.