How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.