Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.