They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
A: Santa came early
The mall is hiring new Santas.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Grave-y !
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
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He found a lump on his testicle.
A fart with a lump in it
50 shades of grey's anatomy
