Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.