What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.