What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.