What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it