What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.