What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it