Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Meowtain Jokes More Meowtain Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.