Meowtain Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi