What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..