What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.