A moon-tain.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"
Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.
It lacks gravity.
They wear snowcaps.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling