What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake