What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.