What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

How about that airline food?

They give you two choices but their always out of one.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!