How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B