How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "