What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD