he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
Goatmeal.
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
I replied "Typo".