Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark