Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute