Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.