Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!
The gluteus maximus
Because he was pain in the neck!
We'd be good together.
In a joint account
On a piece rate.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Gorillas in the mist
The Senile River
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
You have to read ursine.
They have toots in common.
Toot Uncommon.
He desperately needed Apu.
Fo drizzle
