How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID