What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing