What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.