What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel