What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside