Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."